February 2011
when you say the right answer multiple times, then...
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
I fucking love food. I don't give a fuck about...
girls with natural beauty who always look good
that moment when you actually get messages in your...
"will you be my valentine?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Every minute, I’d be thinking of you. Leaves turn green, Bananas turn brown. Whenever I’m with you, I never frown. You made me laugh, You never made me cry. You give me a reason to live, You give me a reason to die. And now I ask you, Will You Be My Valentine?
So cute <3
so true.
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
Have you ever walked into your room and you're...
When your volume is up all the way and you visit...
January 2011
It's not the same...
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
i poured my fucking heart to you and you reply...
bitch, i hope you get hit by a bus so i can be like..”oh” “lol”
Whipping of Hair
Expectation:
Reality:
Everytime I wear a new dress:
Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...
imaddicteditsacrisis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about.
At school:
Monday:
Tuesday:
Wednesday:
Thursday:
Friday:
when someone asks you to do something and you get...
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
It's getting hard to live up to everybody's...
I can’t be as skinny as a model, as smart as Albert Einstein, and as cool as Johnny Bravo. Sorry that I’m not perfect, no one is.
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
School.
In the morning when you’re about to leave and look in the mirror:
When you get home and do the same:
I'm not a morning person
When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like:
when I look at the bitches I used to call friends.
then I look at my real ones and we’re all like